
General Public Sheep "Nothing to see here. We're just the sheep of Mortcrage Moor eating the grass and minding our own business"
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Hench Sheep According to other sheep in the Langdale Fell area, this looner-sheep is part of Osama's operating cell. He's always looking a bit shifty and has been eating the wrong grass for a while
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SAS Special forces sheep . Don't be tricked by his 'Lake District Sheep look' this sheep is trained in the arts of covert baharing, camouflage and walking extreme close to large drops. "We know Osama is operating in the Langdale Pikes area. We are closing in as well. But us covert sheep only have a few bunker busters and hoofs - they aren't effective on his garden shed. We need more resources, but Bush and Blair aren't listening to us. I'd also like to thank Jasmino and Jamie for rescuing my colleague who got trapped in a bog doing surveillance for Charlotte Church in the Berwyn Hills" |

Weatherby's Padawyn-Learner Sheep "I'm sheepy. I live in the Raven Crag area of the lake district. Weatherby taught me all I know about getting around these lakes and fells. It means I have an execellent sense of direction but unfortunately means I keep bumping into Pylons and jumping streams."
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Spencer Earth Wind and Fire-type sheep. "I worked in New York in the Seventies as a disco dancer. I've worked with Travolta and Newton-John. But I couldn't stand the pace; so I retired here to the beautiful Langdale area..."
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Spencer (again). "...but I can still dance just like back in the day...' badda bump... summer loving ... tell me more'. Where's me backing group; eating that bad grass stuff again I guess"
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Spencer The ray of lighting for Spencer's big come-back. But his backing sheep have deserted him...
:-( Back to the 'I can't believe it's not butter' ads then, for our furry friend
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Police Sheep "At the moment crime in the fells is going down. But we've had an increase in violent horn related crime. Also there's too much consumption of grass in Black crags area. We are thinking of introducing biometric ID for sheep travelling between fells to stop the problem"
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Police Sheep "Last week I caught Ms Flossy on the speeding cameras near Langdale Fell. I think she was on the school run"
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Police Sheep "And I'm keeping an eye on you student types as well."
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Ms Flossy Sheep The sheep community needs more upstanding parents like this one. Baby floss: "Mummy that's a really bad perm you've had done". Mummy:"I was going for the Tina Turner look, but it all went horridly wrong"
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